A terrible thing, two actually, happened this summer. Two wild stallions were saddled, and broken when women took the reigns of their social life. Rest in peace solitude and freedom. Here is to your wives and your mistresses, may the two never meet.
In June, two great friends got married, to each other. Congratulations Brigham and Lisa. They have been more than friends. They are kin. I am happy for both of them and wish them the best. The highlight of the wedding was the wedding rehearsal when the best men and bride starting beatboxing the strong bad techno song.
In August, Josh and Audrie took the plunge. It was another awesome ceremony and I think the only time this many people from our immediate group will be in upscale attire. Josh and Audrie wrote their own vows and Lindsay cried. It was touching. The best part about this summer was getting all of the boys in tuxs, twice. New rule, no more weddings for... forever.
Anyway we wish both couples the best. May divorce come swiftly and before you acquire too much community property.
Is that you speaking or are you quoting the grooms? he he
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